Tuesday, January 31, 2012

A Mean Piece of Crap at the Camp Lejeune Wood Hobby Shop

In the 90s I was stationed in Camp Lejeune North Carolina and was trying to make some furniture for myself. I was taking some wood out of my truck, and the fat piece of government employed crap that ran the shop said in a nasty tone, "You're not using that wood in my shop." I gave him the death glare and bought my own tools and worked it in my garage. But I still remember what a piece of nasty taxpayer sponge he was. I took a look and saw the hours at that shop are 11:30 to 19:30, I see their work ethic remains the same. That's the kind of shit we had to put up with as Marines from those civilian assholes. Paid them top dollar for nasty attitude, and shitty work.

The pathetic Old Media goes into whiny little kid mode

The other day I was listening to Beth and Friends in the morning on 99.9 FM here in the Valley of the Sun while Beth was whining,"Things really aren't that bad are they. I mean, we got Osama, that's a good thing right? Right?" It really was sad and pathetic the way the re-elect Obama old media is trying so hard to convince us that this isn't the worst presidency since Carter. And this from the Washington Post:

U.S. deficit to top $1 trillion, smallest since ’09

Post 'journalist' Lori Montgomery's equivalent whine, "Things really aren't that bad, right? Right? We're all about to go broke, but in a smaller way. Right? Right? Please?"

Sunday, January 29, 2012

The Dumbest Global Warming Statement Ever Made

On the Mail Online today, an article about cyclical solar activity had this quote from some morons at the UK's national weather service named the "Met Office:"

"the Met Office claimed that the consequences now would be negligible – because the impact of the sun on climate is far less than man-made carbon dioxide."

WOW! The sun has less impact on climate than man-made carbon dioxide! This is perhaps the dumbest claim ever made in the history of science. And by their website the Met Office is part of the UK Government. You guys in the UK really need to start looking at where your tax money is going. This branch of your government appears to be in the "Special Needs" category.

Read more Forget global warming

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Tampa Bay Times Crap-O-Meter

A year ago the Tampa Bay Times "Truth-O-Meter" hammers Florida Governor Rick Scott's decision to reject a federal plan and funds for a high speed rail line:

Gov. Rick Scott says rail would have cost state taxpayers $1 billion to build

California, being the idiot tax and spend state fell for the boondoggle, and boy, its a costin' them plenty.

Why Jerry Brown is standing firm on shaky California high-speed rail plan

Maybe the Tampa Bay Times Ministry of Obama Information needs to start looking for other work.

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Feds Owe Billions in unpaid taxes

No big surprise here, except somebody is actually reporting it. The biggest offender? The next to worthless post office, of course!

Agency Amount Owed by Employees
Postal Service $269,641,265
Senate $2,134,501
House of Representatives $8,535,974
Executive Office of the President $833,970
Active duty military $111,027,905

Delinquent: Feds, military owe $3.4B in unpaid taxes

Wednesday, January 25, 2012


No, the above diagram isn't a joke. It's the Byzantine labyrinth the government has to go through to get a weapon system approved. It's one of ten million reasons why the Federal Government is completely incapable of wiping its own ass. Or, even paying a contractor to wipe its ass for it. Its the Joint Capabilities Integration Development System. And it must die for our military to live.

Pentagon Doubles Down on JCIDS

I meant to do that

State of the Union in a Snapshot

Monday, January 23, 2012

Liberty Bell Killers Caught

The three men who brutally beat a man to death steps from the liberty bell in Philadelphia were caught this weekend. The suspects are Steven Ferguson :

Felix Carillo:

Kevin Santiago:

Apparently the three were laughing and joking about the brutal beating at a hotel afterward. Maybe they are laughing and joking now as somebody's bitch in jail.

Tipster was key to arrests in Center City beating death

Sunday, January 22, 2012

How Two Brothers from Maine did better than the Department of Defense

These guys took a few employees and a small shop and built this vehicle:

The Department of Defense spent three billion to develop the Expeditionary Fighting Vehicle and, guess what? EPIC FAIL:

Expeditionary Fighting Vehicle

Thanks to a huge non-functional Department of Defense bureaucracy and thousands of gold plated federal turds who sit around and go to meetings all day. I know, I get to see them do it every day.

Friday, January 20, 2012

Panetta: Gut the military, give them classes on sexual harassment, and see what happens

Military commanders have to fight more and more to get training time. No longer. The Secretary of Defense is going to mandate sexual assault classes. Which have never done a damn thing to decrease the rate of sexual assaults. Good job, Panetta. Does he mean harm, is he stupid, or a bit of both? When I was with a line battalion in the Marines we did not have a single case of sexual assault or harassment in the entire battalion. Not one case. You know why? No woman, nobody to assault. Then I had to go to a reserve battalion with women in it. Sexual assaults all over the place. Same with the squadron that I served in that had women. Assaults, officers getting in trouble with fraternization charges, you name it, we had it. Of course you don't hear about the differences between units with women and without women in the media unless the media speaks about them in glowing terms.

Panetta: sex assaults are a ‘stain’ on military’s honor, new plans upcoming to curb assaults

Hyped Story Of Lynch's Capture Covers Officer's Incompetence, Vets Say

DC Metro Workers Plumb the Depths of Stupidity

These two moron government employees decided to buy thousands of dollars in lottery tickets with 500 dollar bags of coins. That doesn't look suspicious. Especially if you work in the DC Metro collecting coins.

Read more about this lesson in stupidity

Newt Makes CNN's John King Cry

You gotta like him, just for doing this he's getting my vote:

It looks like the little whiny bitches at CNN proved Newt right by removing the video and posting one that made themselves look better. Don't worry though, you can still find the original here:

Newt Makes John King cry

Along with John C Wright providing some insightful commentary noting the the MSM suppressed the fact that Newt got a standing ovation. Wright refers to them as the "Orwellian Ministry of Truth." Wright is also a monumentally talented science fiction writer, in his own right.

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

English Socialist + American Business = EPIC FAIL

Or "Why is Tina Brown So Dumb?" Tina Brown the editor of Newsweek took over the iconic American magazine over a year ago. What does happen when an English Socialist runs a business? Do they make money? Making money is greedy. She needs to pay her fair share doesn't she? In a celebratory orgy of socialism, Tina has decided to prove that capitalism doesn't pay by running an American business into the ground and introducing 400 employees to the perils of capitalism. Welcome to America, Tina.

Read more:

Newsweek still needs savior

Tina Brown Cover Girl

Tina Brown and the Newsweek Covers

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Washington Post 'reports' poll on the Mormons to derail Romney's campaign

The Washington Post does a back-handed hit piece against Romney by reporting on a poll about perceptions on the Mormons. According to the Post, the poll reports on a group that is "...highly concerned about being accepted even as it embraces beliefs about gender roles, premarital sex and religious commitment that are well outside the mainstream."

Is the Post reporting on the Mormons, or the mainstream media? Seems to me that they've got that backward and the MSM are the ones that embrace "..beliefs about gender roles, premarital sex and religious commitment that are well outside the mainstream."

What a new poll reveals about Mormons

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Arizona Repugnant gets a jibe in to Glenn Beck while 'covering' a tragedy

The Arizona Republic once more shows it's liberal ass to Republicans as it covers the death of Valley radio personality Bill Heywood

Here's the nasty jibe here:

Bill Heywood spent 15 years of his radio career with KOY-AM (1230) and the defunct KOY-FM. When he left the latter station in 1987, he was replaced by Glenn Beck, perhaps signifying that Heywood's mellow, classy brand of broadcasting was going out of style.

Dear Randy Cordova and Angela Piazza: I will continue to cover your 'journalism' until you are both standing in an unemployment line with the other classy 'journalists.'