Dude, where's my country

I finally found the answer to Micheal Moore's question. It took me years:

Here it is dude:

So, why aren't you there? I think I know why: you're an idiot, but you're not that stupid. It's always, "They just didn't do it (socialism) right." Yes, I'm sure you would do it right. Oh, wait...you're already doing it.

I really don't think that Micheal Moore and his ilk will not be happy until we're standing in a rice paddy arguing with the neighborhood commissar about how much rice we picked that day. Maybe that's where we need to put him and his ilk. In their own little Socialist paradise.